Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson's wedding plans

Isn't that funny? For the longest time these girls kept insisting that they were 'just good friends' & now they taking the marital plunge together. Good luck to them.

But one thing I don't get, why did Lindsay get so miffed about the LA police chief saying that she 'had gone gay'? I mean, the fact that she is marrying another woman would suggest that right? Or does she just get annoyed about the fact that he said that she had 'gone' gay, as if she wasn't gay before? Maybe she just means that, deep down, she has been gay all her life? (I don't know?)

Oh, and apparently Samantha's brother Mark Ronson has also announced that he is getting married to his 19-year-old super model girlfriend (I forgot her name). The Ronson household must be a happy place at the moment ; )

Lindsay Lohan's drink driving

I don't get it. First it's Paris Hilton and now Lindsay Lohan is out drink driving, with cocaine being found in her car as well. I mean, is she trying to copy her rather moronic 'frienemy' Paris? (scenes of them shouting 'Coke head!' and 'Fire crotch!' to each other in public were both pathetic and hilarious)

Anyway, it all just doesn't make any sense. These girls will spend fortunes on handbags, but they don't have money for a driver or even a taxi? What's up with these high-living low-lifes? Do they think they are above the law?

Lock them up, that's what I say. Not just because they could have hit an innocent bystander, not just because they (sadly enough) are rolemodels to millions of young girls, but also for their own sakes. Some time alone, without any luxuries may be just what these girls need. They may come to the realization that their current lifestyle is not serving anyone, not even themselves. They could use their fame and fortune in so many postive ways, but instead all they do is waste millions (dollars and braincells). Currently, their only use is to fill the tabloid magazines. People enjoy watching trainwrecks, especially when those in question are rich and succesful. We place them on a pedestal & then the cheering crowd takes great pleasure in knocking them off again ("Ding-dong, the witch is dead", yes it's the modern-day equivalent of witch burning sessions)

Anyway, I wish them well. These misguided souls. May penitentiary do them good.