- Britney Spears: Alotta Warmheart
- Jennifer Aniston: Mrs. Smith
- Johnny Depp: Mr. Donkey Ass
- Brad & Angelina: Bruce and Jasminde Pilaf
- Angelina (when traveling alone): Mrs. Lollipop
Doing this may be handy, but sometimes it can cause problems too.
Like what happened to me after another MTV Award show. As usual I had ended up partying in a hotel room with the Prodigy and 3D from Massive Attack. The sun was starting to come up and I really needed to sleep. I was done!
So I asked John, the Prodigy's tour manager, to get me a cab and get me back to my hotel. When he asked me which hotel I was in I realized that I had no idea whatsoever. He named every hotel in town to me, but still I had no idea. He then started to call every hotel and found out that everybody at the Award show had been checked in under fake names, including myself & I just didn't know what my fake name was. He must have tried for about an hour (bless him) before he gave up. I had no mobile on me and no other numbers to call, so I was stranded.
As usual, the Prodigy crew rescued me (they saved me once before when I was lost in some lava fields in Iceland. Back then, the boys all bumped up rooms and gave me one of theirs. They even bought me a new flight ticket back to the UK)
Anyway, this time their manager, Mike Champion, gave me his suite and he shared a room with John.
Later on that day when I walked out of the hotel I was lucky enough to bump into some other MTV people who brought me back to my own hotel.
So there you go. It's good if people can't figure out where you are, but when you can't even figure out where you are, this fake name business gets rather annoying.
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